There's a post going around Tumblr of a Facebook screen cap of an iPod with a micro USB cord in it that says "I swear it's my first time!" Long story short, a commenter explains that most people are tight/loose because of attractiveness to the partner. Any confirmation on this?
UUUUUUUUGH. I saw this “joke” earlier and it pisses me the fuck off. (Not your question, the stupid picture and bullshit commentary from dudebros who wouldn’t know a wet vagina if it bit them in the face.)
A vagina is easier to penetrate when it’s properly lubricated. A vagina often (not always) self lubricates when the person is aroused. Therefore, if someone is very turned on their vagina should in theory be easier to penetrate. It’s not really about “attractiveness” so much as arousal. Sometimes arousal happens even when you’re not attracted to someone because it’s a physical response. It’s just important to separate out the two when we’re talking about autonomic responses.
I’m being intentionally vague by saying things like “in theory” because not all vagina’s work the same way. Not all vagina’s naturally lubricate either. Some vagina’s, even when the person is aroused, will still be difficult to penetrate for any number of reasons.
This bullshit that you can tell how much sex someone has had based on how easy it is to get a penis/finger/dildo into their vagina just fills me with rage. Like seriously. Worry more on getting your partner off than who’s been there before you. You’re with them now, make the best of it, make your experience with them in that moment be worth remembering.
And for the love of Christ, let’s all just quit making “jokes” that’s sole purpose is to slut shame and perpetuate some kind of purity myth. It’s gross and that shit isn’t even funny or clever. Make better jokes. Jokes will get you laid, but not shitty ones like this.
I think if we all just quit letting shitty, sexist jokes fly we might actually change some shit.
Demand that your friends be more clever than heteronormative, biological essentialist slut shaming. We deserve better.
Being actually funny will TOTALLY get you laid. No one put out until people start coming up with actually funny jokes. Deal? Deal.
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