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just make it stop.

GAWD I wish I liked bourbon. I can’t even. I keep trying. Gin is classy though, right?

Gin is totes classy! It tastes like perfume and paint thinner to me, but I hear it’s very classy. Plus if you need to like, disinfect a wound or start a structure fire, it’ll totally do double duty. 

Try a bourbon and lemonade mix. It’s one of my favorites, the lemonade is slightly sweet without being overbearing and it brings out the woodsy flavors of a quality bourbon really well. You don’t have to start with bourbon neat, that’s like champion level bourbon drinking. 

Well, I’ve reached that age where it’s no longer MTV or blockbuster movies marketing to me. I’m now in the “mature lady who drinks bourbon and shares stories” marketing demo. 

I’m all about it. 

arthurdrvill

make me choose » Anonymous asked Rory/Amy or Eleven/Clara

uuuugh. Rory Williams (Pond) my forever crush. He has basically outstripped all the Doctors for biggest Who crush actually. The boy who waited. 

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lacygentlywaftingcurtains

Why do tumblr users only travel in odd numbers?

lacygentlywaftingcurtains:

Because they can’t even

I seriously laughed for like a minute straight at this. 

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femmepireradical replied to your photo “I don’t always wear intimidating lipstick. Sometimes I paint my mouth…”

If you were president, you’d be Baberham Lincoln. #waynesworldreference #sorrynotsorry
In Latin, you’d be called babia majora #waynesworld #couldntresist

You guys are the fucking cutest. Babe-a-ramas. 

I don’t always wear intimidating lipstick. Sometimes I paint my mouth like candy and let my hair be big, wild and full of secrets.

I don’t always wear intimidating lipstick. Sometimes I paint my mouth like candy and let my hair be big, wild and full of secrets.

Listening to the cartoon my godson is watching from another room while I get ready for work. I don’t know what’s going on but the dialog sounds suspiciously like a day time soap opera.

"And you and her…"
“No, just good friends.”
“We were just good friends once…”

What?!

realtalksexadvice

I'm a male but I have this weird obsession/fantasy of wanting to sleep with a virgin girl? I feel really jealous of the guy who took my girlfriend's, to the point I hate him. I've never took a virginity, is it all it's cracked up to be do boys actually feel any different once they have taken it?

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realtalksexadvice:

Okay, there’s some seriously problematic language happening here. Like, real not okay. And I’m going to challenge you to hear what I have to say and take it to heart and not just become defensive because I’m about to call you out, okay?

Virginity is fucked up concept to begin with. It has no actual bearing on a human beings worth or merit as a person or a sexual partner. That’s thing one. The thing you’re obsessing over doesn’t even exist. 

Second of all, you don’t “take” something from another person in regards to sexual encounters. You say, “I’ve never took a virginity.” and it really squicks me out. Think about the connotation associated with the word “take.” It’s not about love or pleasure, it’s about ownership. You don’t own another person’s sexual experience. Ever. It’s theirs. You can participate in someone else’s sexual experience at their invitation. 

You don’t take shit, you hear me? 

It does not matter who was there before you. It has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on you being there now. You should be honored that you have been invited to enjoy someone else’s flesh, their body and their pleasure. You should respect that the choice to share that with anyone, you or someone before you or someone after you, is a very personal decision and you should trust that the person making it is doing so because they find you desirable. 

What you’re doing by obsessing about virginity is you’re dehumanizing the person you would potentially be having sex with. Reducing them down to this tiny fact about themselves, that they’re sexually inexperienced, is fucked up beyond belief. You’re saying you like the idea of fucking a concept more than a person. Woah, there son, that’s jacked. 

I encourage you to take a few steps back and reevaluate what exactly it is that you’re so hung up on about virginity. Because if it’s this concept of purity you need to take a long hard look at your motives. Having sex does not make you un-pure. And not having sex doesn’t make you pure. 

Let it go. Enjoy who you’re with now, enjoy who you’ll be with in the future and worry less about who they’ve been with in the past. Feel honored that you get to be with them now. 

-Dani

This happened yesterday on the sex blog. And shortly after I posted this someone accused me of being “too harsh” on this guy.

I feel like if you’re going to make vaguely predatory statements about people, you deserve to have some one be a little harsh to you.

intensional

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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femmeanddangerous

femmeanddangerous:

i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for 

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